Saturday, May 18, 2013

Summer is coming

get your new 'do today.  school is out forever!! ask for kabuki

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Jive!


Tomorrow's special, Just $22.95!*

*Scotch tape not include.

Nails done while you wait.

Our model wears a Schiaperelli "Bow" in her hair, and a dress by the same designer. 


Cookie has been reading the Memoir SHOCKED by Patricia Volk (2013, Alfred Knopf, 26.95), and I have to tell you that it's one of the best written books I have come across in a long time.

Volk's book juxtaposes a look at her own mother, Audrey Volk, against that of fashion designer (and trail blazer) Elsa Schiaperelli.  The common thread is that Audrey Volk is obsessed at looking her best and when a copy of Schaperelli's own autobiography "Shocking Life" falls into the hands of a ten year old Patricia, it launches Patricia on a life altering path that questions what is "beauty" and at what cost, as well her own study of her mother's life and how it is built around her own beauty.


Why buy?


It's a Look


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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

the fantabulous Jags


Turn Her into a Hussy!


From Nebraska Girl to Super Model: The Way Bandy Way.

Seniors Day

Do not resort to trickery on Seniors Day in an attempt to get a discount...

Monday, May 13, 2013

Happy Birthday, Muscato!

Won't you join us in celebrating the birthday of THHOF stylist, Muscato?



Muscato, as you can see, specializes in "blow and go" services.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Beauty Parlor Names: Charm City Edition



Atmoshears Hair and Beauty

Fabulous Grlzz Hair

Nappee By Nature

Jess-Fabulous Hair Designs

Hoodworld Flava Contoure

Kinkz Coilz n' Culrz, by Anaya

NaturElles Naturel Hair Salon

Hair Fetish Spa and Salon

Hair Harvest

Peter Divine Hair Design

God's Total Woman Hair Salon

The Atmosphere is Hair

Hair Strategies Extreme

Girlfriend's Hair Salon

The Chop Shop

Godelieve Hair Braiding For Less

Because of U Hair and Beauty Salon

DclashQueen Salon

Headquarters Barber Shop

HerShe'y Hair Werks Hair Salon

Kumbyah Hair Parlor

A Touch of Perfection Beauty Spa

A Touch of Difference Hair Salon

A Touch of You Hair Salon

A Touch Beauty Salon

Flo's Upscale Beauty Salon

Cost Cutters Hair Styling and Beauty Salon

Salon Extraordinhair

The Nappy Nook

A Classic Difference Hair Salon

Who's That Lady? A Beauty Styling Salon

The Snip 'n Clip

Hair We R Beauty Salon

Head Quarters of Faith and Beauty

A Hair Raising Experience

Sassy Divah Hair Salon

A Piece of Sheerece Hair Salon

Fly Away Hair Beauty Salon

Le Barber Shoppe

Mane Attraction

Mane Event

Mane Obsessionz Salon

Hair on Mane

Lioness Beauty Parloure

Haute Coissure Couture by Rotasha

A Sassy Nu You

Mr. Earl's Beauty and Nails

Mr. Butch Haircuttery

A Cut Above da Rest

Sir Lord's House of Beauty

Hollywood Calling Hair and Nails

The Price is Right Hair Salon

Hedda's Hair Hut

Funk the Hair Cafe

Just Cut IT Hair Salon

Friend or Foe Hair Studio

Eye of the Beholder Salon and Spa

Hair YOUR Way

Hair We Are Salon

Hair, I Found It Salon

Gaylord Unisex Salon

Snip Snip Here Beauty Experience

Wynd In Your Hair Beauticians

Mo'hair, Mo'hair

Blades of Glory

Who Else But You Salon and Beauty Parlor

Untouchable Hair Salon

Can't Touch That Hair Salon

The Promise of Beauty Salon

Mirror Mirror on the Wall Unisex Salon

Happy Mother's Day


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Saturday, May 11, 2013

Fernwood, Tonight


The vinyl is as fresh as a daisy and its air conditioned.  However, we advise you not to let clients lounge in the chairs unless they are receiving proper attention.

I wish they all could be...?


Friday, May 10, 2013

Finger Your Waves?

With competition like this, we may have something to be afraid of...

(Thanks, Darlene.)

Mystery Client


























The whole salon is a twitter after our latest mystery client and her
entourage barged in like a train and made a bee-line to Monsieur Muscato's private room.

To quote Thombeau...



It's a look.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Nan Sinatra: Mums the word



We can do this, but it attracts bees.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Boys keep swinging



Remember, we are a full service unisex salon.  So bring your boy toys in for a free estimate.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Mr. Otis Regrets...



Speaking of which, has anyone seen Margaret lately?

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Friday, May 3, 2013

Meanwhile in the Wig Shop


Now available at our junior miss counter

undies5wtf

Avoid embarrassment: be on time

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I'm sorry, but we couldn't squeeze you at 11:30 if you missed your 10am appointment.  Would that be fair to the others?  Well, would it? If your appointment is at 10am, please arrive by 9:45.  ~ Management.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Our Annual Cotillion


Fresh as a Flower in Just One Hour!

Here at The Hair Hall of Fame Salon we promise a one hour turnaround time.


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We'll have you coiffed and out the door in time to pick up your drycleaning.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Seniors Day

Don't let a bad haircut drive you to drink...


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Monday, April 29, 2013

Janet Leigh for Lustre Creme


Use it, if they still make it

Lonely MJ

Times are tough and business is slow. Make an appointment with MJ before she jumps out a window.

With the professionals at HHOF behind you


You're ALWAYS ready!

Sunday, April 28, 2013

The View from the Pew


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Day At The Races...or....Mopar Hair.



Linda Vaughn "Miss Hurst Golden Shifter"


Linda is the perfect pit-stop pussy cat as she appears to have come equipped with a couple of cans of fix-a-flat.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Flashback Friday


A young Cookie shows Mistress MJ how to properly curl a juvenile delinquent.

Date Night


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I think we all know how this evening will unfold.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

breaking news!


Lovely Miss Diane



Miss Diane Vernon at Reva's Beauty Shop, Vernal, Utah, 1971

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Pretty in Pink



As Thombeau would ask, "Is it wrong?"

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Says who?

 

This is for HAIR?

But Doctor Ellis gave it to me...he said I'd be "all set," so I drank the whole bottle...(slumps over)

Afterall, it's just a haircut

fresh up your look this springs - stop in and ask for kabuki

If you can't jauntily top then......






Tuesday, April 23, 2013